And How You Can Learn To Be More Like Us I offer a lesson at the start of every semester on Divergent vs. Convergent thinking. I’m going to get into what that is, and offer up the lesson here — For you! For free! — in a moment. …

Breast Cancer’s a B*tch, ya’ll! I haven’t been writing much lately. I’m not sure why… It’s almost like the world is in the grips of a global pandemic and people have become suspicious of the scientists trying to save us and my brain just can’t handle that level of panic…

Someone take this idiot’s phone away… Last May, Iowa’s governor “Covid Kim” Reynolds signed legislation outlawing mask mandates in K-12 schools. This legislation was passed through the Senate with the following votes:

Certainty is a tempting trap, but you’re better than that. Gurus hoard knowledge, manipulate their “disciples”, and starve critical thinking skills. They offer certainty in exchange for devotion. …

Get ready folx, Theatre is about to look… exactly the same. Once upon a time there was a (probably) straight, (definitely) white and (insert eye-roll because, OF COURSE!) male super star named Normal. …

Can we stop the budget wars already? Pandemic Panic Around the nation schools and communities are reevaluating their budgets with an eye to cuts. Schools across the nation are laying off faculty/staff, issuing furloughs, and considering cutting vulnerable programs. We’re in a free-fall of monetary loss, and the Feds only seem interested…

I’m not the only parent losing my mind during quarantine…right? Oh, hello there! Are you reading this on your phone while you hide from your children in the bathroom, by chance? Are you even crying a little while you shovel ice cream into your gobhole from your perch on the…

Entitlement culture at its finest… Masks are stupid. Who wants to walk around looking like a knuckle-dragging dumb-bum afraid of the freaking air? Not this bitch! I’m going to die bare-faced and breathing through my mouth like God intended! Not that I want to die. I don’t. I totally, totally…

I promise it will be fun (and maybe a little weird…) A while back I sent out a flurry of emails to friends, inviting them to collaboratively write poems, one line and one email, at a time. …