Yes, I Really Do Need to Eat the Last Piece of Holiday Fudge, Damnit!
3 min readJan 11, 2018
Yes, son, I do need the last piece of fudge. I don’t care that you’re only 2 and you love Oma’s fudge and that she won’t make it again for 11.5 long months. I love it too, okay? And I already picked it up, which is clearly a physical expression of “Dibs!”
Also — and I really want you to hear me on this — I share everything with you.
