Yes, I Really Do Need to Eat the Last Piece of Holiday Fudge, Damnit!

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Yes, son, I do need the last piece of fudge. I don’t care that you’re only 2 and you love Oma’s fudge and that she won’t make it again for 11.5 long months. I love it too, okay? And I already picked it up, which is clearly a physical expression of “Dibs!”

Also — and I really want you to hear me on this — I share everything with you.

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